My wife, Bird, and I went to the Minnesota Wild game Saturday night. We've been sharing the same season tickets with friends of ours since the Wild became a franchise and so have the people sitting next to us. We get along pretty well with Shawn and Tom (and sometimes Shawn's daughter) chatting up the finer points of the game and opining on the general sports action. Often times questions will arise that need answers and being the guy with the fancy iPhone I am asked to whip it out and do the quick research.
In this particular game Andrew Brunette left the game with a knee injury after smashing into the boards in an awkward pose and as the minutes passed we became more and more concerned with the diagnosis. Besides the obvious concern for his health the man currently holds an NHL record at 497 consecutive games! So I pulled out the phone, popped up the Google app, and searched for 'Wild Brunette'.
Some of you might not yet see the problem here. I suggest you try the search yourself before you hurt yourself. This may still yet not be enough for some of you depending upon how you have set your Google search preferences. Needless to say, I was bewildered (at first) at the suggestion of this great player being involved somehow with the porn industry until after a moment I finally realized my bone-headed mistake.
Bird had been in the bathroom during the faux pas of mine. When she returned to her seat I asked her to get out her phone and pull up the Google app, which she did. I then asked her to type in 'Wild' and 'Brunette', which she did, Finally, I asked her to search. As she was about to hit the search button she stopped and said, "I don't think so!"
Which goes to prove women are smarter than men. I hate to say it but it's true.
True story... Wife: 3 Husband: 2
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