Hi, my name is Joe and I am an iPhone user. I admit it. When my existing phone contract expired and the 2nd generation iPhones emerged I couldn’t get it soon enough. Many of us at work did. Ok, most of us did, but to every rule there are exceptions. A few people don’t like Apple politics and a few just aren’t easily impressed. I have one such coworker that fit this exception. He used a standard company provided cell phone and was perfectly happy with it. Except for the day he accidentally dropped it down the elevator shaft, but that’s a different story. Nine months or so passed when my friend finally bit the bullet and decided to buy his own iPhone. Apparently listening to us talk about our phones for months wore him down and after ordering his phone he began to get excited while waiting for his phone to ship.
The day it arrived he turned in his work cell phone to our telecommunications person (Jennifer let’s say). A little later in the day I sent him an instant message asking how his new phone was working out for him. He had a funny story to tell me which I am now passing on to you.
[Me]
What's your new phone #?
[Him]
<# removed for secrecy>
so get this
<My wife> didn't know I turned in my old phone
so she sent a picture of her <ta-tas> to it
Jennifer got it
I was wondring why Jennifer sent me an email about making sure <My wife> uses my new phone for messages.
[Me]
You're not kidding are you?!
[Him]
nope
<My wife> was like, why didn't you tell me!!!
I should have told her my old phone was not in my hands anymore
but I blame <My wife> for not using the new phone
[Me]
So your old phone went tits up literally!
In truth, my respect for his wife only increased as a result of this true story.
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