Birdism's Part II

Quite a while back I posted several of the things I love about my wife; this included a few of the funny things she's said during mental moments.  I've taken to writing them down as she says them now and recently Justin has joined me in this exercise.  Here are the some of the things that we found humorous and the underlined phrases are now regularly used in speech at our house.

Asked someone to skidaddle by saying "Shoo squat" (instead of shoo scat)

Referred to vertigo as "Stress-induced indigo"

I asked if Justin was home yet and she answered "I don't know.  I don't see his car." while looking in the garage for his bike.

Once said "Big whooping ding hong" and I have no idea why nor do I care...

Rather chilly she claimed to be "Thick in my bones cold!"

Exacerbated about the fluctuating gas prices in the area expressed her feelings about "The large flailing of numbers" while waving her hands in the air.

"You're warming up the stink!" - pretty sure this was in the truck and involved running the heat.

When I mentioned she and another hockey mom had some commonalities she was aghast and claimed, "We're like parallel opposites!"